I only very recently realized my older brother is a narcissist and it was as cathartic as it was depressing. I won't ever cut him off, but I sure as shit don't need to help supply him anymore!

Yes! I just going to comment about her sexuality and age. I think she does need to regroup (professionally, certainly, possibly personally, I can't say), but she's still the hotness and has been for three fucking decades. More importantly, she has always owned her sexuality in the full. My objection is that she…

she's just come full circle. Like an Ouroboros.

The hesitant paw and then... aw, fuck it, glass is going smash.

I love the [marginalized group member] friend route. It's the best. I want to find these friends and see if the relationship with the bigot is reciprocal.

This is the most important puff piece of our time.

In an entirely unironic development, I'm positive that Jamie Dornan is the new Robert Pattinson. His interview on Fallon was all fun and games until he was forced to talk about the movie.

How can they confidently do so when we don't even know what caliber of a shitshow the first one is?

Raven-Symone? Dammit, now I have to tune in. I have too many shows! Too many!!

Just chilling in my fleshpants, improving in this magical abandoned woodland church filled with mystical sunlight. NBD.

I eat incredibly quickly (apparently even more incredibly, I am a woman type person). I always have. While I certainly enjoy food, more often than not, I eat to live, as opposed to the alternative. I often have other things I'd rather be getting on with. Additionally, the sloppier the food (hard tacos, for instance,…

DO GO ON

I think this is my discomfort with her lately.

Add marabou shoes and it would be 1000% dressing-gown boudoir. Which is the quintessence of KK

The ever-popular boob curtain.

so only a rich man on a mission can ...

That's the only way I can see that shaking out. A rubric where you get points for showing your work can definitely alter final grade. As a small person, I was often marked down for not showing my work, regardless of correct answer, often because I did it in my damn head and fuck that teacher. Boys who did the same we…

This has thrown me again into mourning over Happy Endings. Crap.

Remember beer balls? Yeah. Those were fun too. And refillable!

Dawn is from California, but we all know the smuggest, most deluded, wealthy enough to be unaffected, self-righteous liberals live in goddamned Stonybrook, CT. It may be fictional, but it is based in real life. (I'm looking at you, Simsbury, Essex, Southbury, Canaan... Oh fuck it. The whole state. I am saying it's my…