Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

I have lots of complicated feelings about Michael Bloomberg, but thank God he's on this gun crusade. The Congress effectively forbids the ATF, CDC, the FTC nor any university to compile data and conduct research about guns, so only a rich man on a mission can provide evidenced-based research about the public health…

That's true about the final answer, but 'show your work' often means that students can get some points for even wrong answers when they take some correct steps in solving the problem. The teachers may assign more weight to the boys' efforts toward a correct answer, or make more favorable assumptions about what boys…

I used to always get flak for not showing my work sufficiently. This is making me wonder, because I was really comfortable with math and enjoyed it in the early part of grade school and that faded into this anxious mental block by 5th grade.

... how do you misgrade math tests? It's... it's math! Math isn't subjective.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE WINE!

This is how old/out of the loop I am. Totally did not know the Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele and now I can't imagine how amazingly hilarious a couple they are. I so want to hang out with them you guys. I bet they are awesome at fondue double dates and they probably drink really good beer.

Are they dating? I love it!!

Attention crappy parents: Let's just leave wine out of this, okay? I don't want anybody coming for muh wine.

I think that if you liked Tori in the 90's you will never not like her. There is plenty of music I grew out of, but I keep growing back into her. I loved her so hard when she was my first musical discovery (and I saved up babysitting money for two weeks to buy Little Earthquakes), I loved her more when I was a…

This article has been up for HOURS, and we're still the only two people talking about Tori. For shame, Jez readers!

I watched the whole thing (Zardoz). I was completely unable to tear myself away from the screen.

It's like the sick love-child of Zardoz and Fifth Element.

"...sick love child of Zardoz and the Fifth Element."

It's like the sick love-child of Zardoz and Fifth Element.

I imagine the residents of Stonybrook are fiscally conservative/socially liberal white people who vote Republican because the desire not to pay taxes on their boats outweighs the whole civil rights thing. Basically I was always under the assumption that Stonybrook is really Stonington.

I always had a thing for Geena Davis. Super smart, pro-level archer, gorgeous, great actress. She shoulda been bigger.

I hoped that wasn't what she was doing. Is she a baby? Like Ariana Grande? Just stop, lady.

I feel like if Kylie and Robyn made a song together the world would explode.