Whenever I hear somebody use female as a noun while referring to humans, it is an immediate sign to me that whatever is coming out of their mouth will be deeply rooted in misogyny. I have yet to be wrong.

IM AMAZING TOO.

Once again, I will ask: WHO is Sienna Miller's agent and who is her publicist? Those mother fuckers are the hardest working people in show biz, because she is just not that interesting or talented, yet she has been on multiple magazine covers promoting a handful of award nominated films.

I object to the fact that Channing Tatum isn't wearing ME...(I'm black too!)

As someone who is a Christian and grew up in the midwest, I actually think it is relevant. 1) No one but Christians to my deep shame ever leaves religious tracks as tips. 2) The element of culture shock plays into the story.

xenophobic? xeno-fucking-phobic?! who the fuck are you?!

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

I MISS YOU ALREADY! You are the reason I actually stuck to kinja. You were always encouraging on GT and I loved you for it. Of course I will still see you on Twitter and such! Good luck at Cosmo. They are truly lucky for getting such an awesome person.

Or maybe it's fun if you get pics of your "frenemies" and make 'smores out of them. A delicious ending to slowly roasting that bitch over an open flame!

I feel exactly the same. I'm on your team, White Borpo.

I hate to be all "Team Whoever," but Katy Perry is just so off-putting to me. It's a stupid feud but Taylor Swift looks like less of an ass and seems to talk about it a lot less. Also, her songs aren't hideous earworms like everything Katy puts out.

Why would anyone want a picture on a marshmallow? Surely there are a million other confections that would be better suited to pictures. Are they abnormally large marshmallows?

Nooooo not Val!

Due to the statute of limitations, Montag is only eligible to be charged with crimes that occurred after July 1st, 1996

I'm sure a lot of other women have had the same expression, standing next him.