The only thing the last attempt really got right was casting Chris Evans as Johnny Storm.

This looks like it might take itself a bit too seriously for a movie about a guy who turns into Stretch Armstrong. But there's no way it can be as awful as the last time they tried to get this franchise started.

Between this and Zach Galifinakis, it's been an interesting day.

Yeah but

"To get here I had to take my skirts up and clamber through the snowdrifts"

Thanks for writing this. I am so sick of hearing, "eat less, move more," from mostly men who have no problem losing weight whenever they want. All my husband has to do to lose weight is cut out soda and alcohol for a couple months, and any extra weight drops off. That's only part of the equation for most women. I wish…

Man, I really needed to hear this today. Particular with regard to the monthly cycle, it's so frustrating to gain 2 pounds out of nowhere even when you know you've stayed on plan and been working out regularly.

"I made the eating plan fit into my life, rather than fitting my life into the diet."

I'm going to use this as a platform to say—is anyone else mildly bothered when someone (everyone?) calls them "peppercinis", completely dropping a syllable?

She thinks she has enough support to even get into the primaries? She doesn't even have a dog to stand on.

The battle at Carthage (Troy) was real, not a myth. The "thousand ships" refers literally to the vessels that sailed to recover the runaway Helen and punish Paris, the Trojans, etc. This line appears in Ovid among others. Also that drawing, with the woman with short hair and the cap of knowledge, is derived from…

You need to go see a "pot doctor" to get a prescription for that. Regular doctors will almost never prescribe it, even for cancer patients, it's crazy!

"That shit is DANGEROUS. What you need is some high-test opium-derivatives. In comes in a capsule, so it must be okay."

My pain management Dr. was trying to figure out which opioid I would like, and when I asked her about getting and Rx for medicinal marijuana, she said "whoa, whoa... we don't touch that stuff at all..."

I am working on several! (Or at least I think they'll be awesome. YOUR RESULTS MAY VARY.) Christmas and New Year's just derailed my research pipeline a little.

I am so down with seeing this!

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

I mean, you start going too light and you're ending up in 'mint' territory, and everyone knows that mint isn't teal. Duh. This is just like, basic logic.

"The complex is called WOUF and features 24 hour toenail clippers, a human robot named Sven, and tiny tea trays."