And now we will all probably find as many pop culture references as we can. I'm skipping the Turtles and going to Spaceballs.

In a right-thinking world, David Bowie is EVERYONE'S David Bowie because...David Bowie.

It really does not matter who gives the Republican response, what their words are, or how they say them. You could have a human-sized bag of flour just stand there for five minutes and Republicans would still praise it as giving a better speech than Obama. Partisanship and ideology make everything, including talking,…

YUP.

I had that book! I thought I was being sneaky by looking at it. Little did I know it was a plant.

I don't remember a time when I didn't know what sex was. We had this book, and it was just like one of the normal picture books in our house. My parents were very chill about sex, and I think it's a big part of why I have a healthy attitude towards sex today.

My mom was from a huge family. At least one of the daughters is basically a slave-labor babysitter for as long as possible. That's Jana!

I think it's less creepy when you consider the sad fact that many of us unfortunately have this ex.

I bet their idea of Heaven is a studio apartment in a faraway city.

Every time Zach Braff talks it just reminds me that he's probably the kind of guy that will only go down on you for about 30 seconds (long enough for him to feel that means you should have sex with him) and be completely lackluster at both, but still demand to know if you had an orgasm during each (not that he wants…

I would like anti-gay groups to recuse themselves from the world in general. Do I get a say?

I thought your piece was a strong, unbiased work of investigative journalism, AS PER USUAL!

"found myself shaking my head and saying "I don't think this man has ever seen a vagina in his entire life"" - laughed SO hard reading that line

Pelvic prolapse is a thing, a thing that usually requires a shit ton of physical therapy to help and/or surgery.

I believe all of this. I knew there was now way you could healthily lose 50-100 lbs in a few months.

I have seen enough live sex in my day. But it's all part of the show! Damn, I miss concerts, someone take me out. I will bring drugs.

Yeah, it's gross. I also hate the word "pussy," so the whole terminology is bleh for me.