This has thrown me again into mourning over Happy Endings. Crap.

Remember beer balls? Yeah. Those were fun too. And refillable!

Dawn is from California, but we all know the smuggest, most deluded, wealthy enough to be unaffected, self-righteous liberals live in goddamned Stonybrook, CT. It may be fictional, but it is based in real life. (I'm looking at you, Simsbury, Essex, Southbury, Canaan... Oh fuck it. The whole state. I am saying it's my…

Is it Venn diagram time?

That's Miss Bliss, to you, Shrayber! And I'm sure she is very busy!

The smartness thing probably worked against her in that business... Sad reality of entertainment, I suspect.

No one can fight when dancing covered in glitter. Truth.

but the explosion would be so fabulous and glittery!

I have such unabashed love for everything Kylie Minogue. It's not my typical sort of music, I tend to hate dance/Pop starlets, but I have always had such a love for her pocket-sized fierceness. That video is perfection.

There's scads of blame to go around. In fifty years, after the collapse of society as we know it, it will be shown to society's deviants a la "A Clackwork Orange" or possibly the books will be read to them on a loop by their extremely disappointed grandmothers.

They can learn about it from movies or they can learn about it later by watching men strip away their rights and freedoms. I say, couch the blow in an annoying song and adorable bromance between anthropomorphized snowman and reindeer

having watched 20 minutes of White House Down last night, I can attest to the fact that he is the finest actor named Channing of his generation.

The cheekbones in that photo. I mean, the cheekbones. sheeiiiit.

Mordecai must be that bad.

no no, they're the same. That's why he's so goooood at it.

Kitten is all "yes, yes my minions!" And then realizes there is a minion uprising and he is greatly outnumbered.

With any luck, it'll release all the wrinkles and with enough starch, I'll be able to get at least two wearings out of it, too.

Pun intended.

He's so good at yelling tho. Play to those strengths!

catsturbation is a natural part of catness.