Ah, a wonderful and witty juxtaposition, and today, women can vote and hold public office! Let us pour one out for our great-grandmothers and the freedoms they gave us so we could snark at our peers in the garb of their choice.

oh god the fear I just felt surge through me. oh god, the alternative, it's so terrifying.

birds of a feather...

I hate everything

whatthefuck

I'm going with Benedictine Gnomes for this one.

my father has suffered from chronic pain for 30 years. His prescription is for enough methadone to kill a large bovine. His medical marijuana prescription has allowed him to cut back on his methadone by more than 50% and he is more social, happy, and calmer than ever. Viva la pot!!

Oooh so cute.

Yay!!!

completely off topic, but where are more awesome history posts? I need them as life support for the brain cells that just spent time internally debating shades of teal.

SO what you're saying is ... we solved this conundrum.

David Bowie is my David Bowie.

"They're looking for an artsy loft, something funky and a little grungy," says someone who is comfortable and familiar with lesbian lifestyles.

Yep, and you know he was scanning the room and taking mental notes on just which GOPers were not toeing the party line.

more importantly, you support giant murderous beetles

It kind of made me just want to pat him on the head and say, "good effort. Shows improvement."

I bet her face smells like a foot. A peppermint foot

All of my grandparents needed log term care before they passed. In each care facility, there was typically a centenarian who inevitably was a lady who disavowed men and never reproduced. Truly, this is the key to longevity.

Considering they use her as Replacement Parent whenever they have other, more Bible-y things to do with their other kids... At least she gets time away from them.

I only take exception to your rosé comment. Bragg is a blithering idiot.