Eggnog is the food of the gods and you know it!

It's not a dick, it's Ace & Gary's car!

Chris Martin wanted David Bowie to collaborate with him and David Bowie was like, "Nah, I'm good."

Innnteresting

The whole "complete womanhood vis à vis motherhood" now just makes me think of Aliens. 1) Motherhood run amok. 2) Surrogate motherhood by HBIC Ripley who, let's face it, wasn't really nurturing.

I have a theory (newly formed and I am a renowned armchair theorist) that it's probably related to primate style grooming, which, while an intimate act ISNT like *nudge nudge wink wink* intimate.

I think even weirder is that she seems to portray it as something sexual (at one point she says "you smell so good"), and I've had these tingle situations my whole life and never once associated them with anything sexay. So yeah, also a puritanical New Englander here and now I feel guilty too

The cilantro analogy is probably an apt one. I've always experienced whatever kids these days are calling ASMR, and you can definitely get sensory overload from it. I've never sought it out before, though. Her voice does induce it in me, but who has that much time to commit to listening to someone whisper, even if you…

And all from the culture that gave us this gem? I am speechless. Folks, let the boys of Python take it away:

Thank you for this. Every so often it's important to remember when our Comedic Royalty were actually funny

things that you might regret: spending too much time on shitty people.

The mister and I are mid-new-couple-friends-attempt friendship. We met another couple and hit it off all around, but it is weird and a bit awkward to do like couples "getting to know you" pseudo-dates. there's mututally unspoken couples crushing*, and none of us seem to know what to do about it.

I'm fully aware of the standard use, though I lack a schmuck; I was pretty much asking if anything beyond "dick turtleneck" was a creative use.

Really, what isn't a creative use of foreskin? Can you think of a way to use foreskin that would t qualify as "creative"?

I find this wholly disheartening. Mostly because he is more talented with a dick than many are with actual artistic implements.

I'm going to let the latest Moses handle this:

"I don't think I can ever step outside myself fully. It's not the type of acting I want to do,"

that is just amazing.

With any luck, this is the cosmic justice he deserves, served on an emotional roller coaster.

That Salon pice on DiCaprio made me think of this horrible film: