I realize this is from DS9, but...

I bet Brian Williams is at the helm of the NBC Twitter tonight.

That would have only improved the tale, truly.

Holy crap Teen Witch.

Total buzzkill here, but that's a pretty accurate depiction of Marsala wine...

I could see Belucci going all Fatima Blush, but more threatening, less campy. So not at all Fatima Blush? Dammit

your handle also fits the bill, then.

Your story pleases me on a multitude of levels

The grudge-holder (who didn't "win" the name) made her husband (and now father of the non-Emma) of three months move after her 16 year old pet rabbit died in their brand new, $400,000 house. So... there's that for perspective?

as much as I feel this should be starred, I cannot! Invoking the Becky in relation to a Mel Brooks film is damn near desecration of a sacred artifact! (I don't hyperbole. What.)

The number of Marty Feldmans in the comments is praiseworthy.

"Abby... Abby something."

Extremely important question: who puts leather armchairs in their bathroom?

Follow that by the cold shock of sitting bareassed on a leather chair in a poorly-heated room, she's really just trying to soothe her nethers

woah. I mean, Joe is one of the most common names ever, too. Jebus

That's so weird, Vagina Lasers is the name of my EDM group.

I actually just mumble "brrndn" now. It is my (not-so) secret shame

Oh that is sad and heartbreaking. :( I'm sorry.

Yeah, I guess it was. Except those characters remained civil to one another... I know it sounds like I just watched too many episodes of Friends and internalized this, but I swear it's true.

Sadly, no, because then I'd eat far more sandwiches with our pal Joey.