Wedding Parties might finally be able to be put to their original(ish) purpose!

All the while being pelted with the notion that women should actually care about those apparently frivolous things.

I hate that I have to outline this.

Wouldn't the dad have to look like Jon Voigt?

you and your whacky ideas

The best part is that if we time it right, no one even seems to notice/care.

My father suffers from chronic pain and sometimes needs a break from regular chairs/standing (and also his in-laws). When he shuffles off to his comfy chair in the den, I usually follow with my own bottle of wine and the mister, sometimes one of my cousins. We watch Monty Python or Peter Sellers flicks and avoid the…

sage advice

The mere flippant suggestion of a remake of that film has displeased me muchly.

God, his voice kills me.

This is true, which, as others have pointed out, is more indicative of him being a groomed victim than a criminal accomplice in his own right. This is not a defense, by the way, but it's also very easy to want to apply adulthood to perpetrators of such heinous acts, while highlighting age as an indicator of innocence…

I thought that if you had /An acoustic guitar /Then it meant that you were /A Protest Singer

oh phew. This is what I get for skimming.

Take over? What do you mean "take over"? If I don't get a good Charlie Rose being charming dose every morning, my day is ruined.

I think he just ran out of fucks. It happens to everyone eventually.

The Prince only met the girl like twice, he really shouldn't go and lose his head over her.

Was there a touch* of sarcasm in that "and you'll find they're really comfortable."?

But he tore his ACL! Probably during a gymnastic-like lie.

but chocolate?!

A friend of mine discovered a coworker of hers is a class A, unashamed, will-attack-preteens kind of troll. So the office banded together to counter-troll him. The saga is amazing.