Tea-length is unpossible to pull off at every angle. UNPOSSIBLE, I tell you!

this is a beautiful piece. Grammy-worthy for its sheer honesty.

I like how Joe Biden is all, "yep, I AM a sexy beast"

I did similarly. So far, I've encountered infighting and a lot of stupid. In any/all parties.

The exact same thing happened to a friend of mine in high school. She was dating a guy, her mom then met his dad and ... ex boyfriend became new step-brother. I guess having 16 years to process it has made it less horrible? Besides, she and her ex had no control over the situation since they were 14, unlike your…

You need a website for that? Wouldn't the real meeting place be "mom's kitchen"?

When I hear "subculture" I think of the last vestiges of Goths or like, Furries at the outside. Not aberrant sexual behaviors

At the bare minimum, they're not genetically related. Sorry you dealt with that though. Yetch

I think my brain just exploded.

compared to his predecessor he's quite the hard left

YES! The very first thing I said to anyone when he became pope was "I want him to sell me an Infinity."

Okay okay okay, so, okay. I was raised Catholic so I'm going sort of use what little I understand about the Papacy and College of Cardinals, but, ummmm the best I can figure is that either Pope Francis is the best long-con EVAR or the cardinals really did know who they were elevating to The Guy We Are Told Chats…

Limbaugh now has perfect fodder for tying communist unions to liberal Christmas destroyers.

I'm almost positive women don't need to be kneeling to make Viagra work. Probably doesn't hurt on the odd occasion though.

Or something Roman Polanski would have threatened Jack Nicholson with in Chinatown.

a coworker at my first job loved to tell the story of her (former) brother in law, and how he had hid his clandestine rhinoplasticy/deviated septumy past from her sister until said sister got pregnant. And then, compelled by a Cyrano de Bergerac-based guilt (I'm speculating here, but I like to call the sister…

I am ambivalent about plastic surgery at this point, but I geniunely wonder what happens psychologically when you wake up with a different face.

No they don't, politicians and media types keep altering how they refer to the group. They are the Islmic State, the IS or IL appendage is related to how we'd like to dance around what parts of the world they're in. IS = "In Syria" IL - " of Iraq and the Levant." By using the latter, politicians can skirt the issue of…

I love Cockney rhyming slang. So much. Sad that's it's a dying art.

My father always said, "when you find something you're good at, stick with it." Sage advice, and a philosophy RDJ clearly embraces.