oh phew. This is what I get for skimming.

Take over? What do you mean "take over"? If I don't get a good Charlie Rose being charming dose every morning, my day is ruined.

I think he just ran out of fucks. It happens to everyone eventually.

The Prince only met the girl like twice, he really shouldn't go and lose his head over her.

Was there a touch* of sarcasm in that "and you'll find they're really comfortable."?

But he tore his ACL! Probably during a gymnastic-like lie.

but chocolate?!

A friend of mine discovered a coworker of hers is a class A, unashamed, will-attack-preteens kind of troll. So the office banded together to counter-troll him. The saga is amazing.

Tea-length is unpossible to pull off at every angle. UNPOSSIBLE, I tell you!

this is a beautiful piece. Grammy-worthy for its sheer honesty.

I like how Joe Biden is all, "yep, I AM a sexy beast"

I did similarly. So far, I've encountered infighting and a lot of stupid. In any/all parties.

The exact same thing happened to a friend of mine in high school. She was dating a guy, her mom then met his dad and ... ex boyfriend became new step-brother. I guess having 16 years to process it has made it less horrible? Besides, she and her ex had no control over the situation since they were 14, unlike your…

You need a website for that? Wouldn't the real meeting place be "mom's kitchen"?

When I hear "subculture" I think of the last vestiges of Goths or like, Furries at the outside. Not aberrant sexual behaviors

At the bare minimum, they're not genetically related. Sorry you dealt with that though. Yetch

I think my brain just exploded.

compared to his predecessor he's quite the hard left

YES! The very first thing I said to anyone when he became pope was "I want him to sell me an Infinity."

Okay okay okay, so, okay. I was raised Catholic so I'm going sort of use what little I understand about the Papacy and College of Cardinals, but, ummmm the best I can figure is that either Pope Francis is the best long-con EVAR or the cardinals really did know who they were elevating to The Guy We Are Told Chats…