Limbaugh now has perfect fodder for tying communist unions to liberal Christmas destroyers.

I'm almost positive women don't need to be kneeling to make Viagra work. Probably doesn't hurt on the odd occasion though.

Or something Roman Polanski would have threatened Jack Nicholson with in Chinatown.

a coworker at my first job loved to tell the story of her (former) brother in law, and how he had hid his clandestine rhinoplasticy/deviated septumy past from her sister until said sister got pregnant. And then, compelled by a Cyrano de Bergerac-based guilt (I'm speculating here, but I like to call the sister…

I am ambivalent about plastic surgery at this point, but I geniunely wonder what happens psychologically when you wake up with a different face.

No they don't, politicians and media types keep altering how they refer to the group. They are the Islmic State, the IS or IL appendage is related to how we'd like to dance around what parts of the world they're in. IS = "In Syria" IL - " of Iraq and the Levant." By using the latter, politicians can skirt the issue of…

I love Cockney rhyming slang. So much. Sad that's it's a dying art.

My father always said, "when you find something you're good at, stick with it." Sage advice, and a philosophy RDJ clearly embraces.

I had a perfumed one, a fuzzy, and one with jewels instead of eyes that eventually scared the shit outta me...

This otter pup is going to be single-handedly responsible for breaking the Internet with cute.

Somehow, this could be related to our propensity to think of many abstract concepts as zero-sum games. Like, "I paid into my morality bank earlier, so now I can make a withdrawal." We see a lot of life as zero-sum, even when many aspects most definitely are not, keeping us in states of perpetual competition, even when…

That's Mr. Loaf to you

I get so frustrated (enraged?) and embarrassed by our state. I got involved in politics on the local level, and I can tell you, it's not much better. Ugh

THIS is why I refuse to call this nonsense anything other than the CT Boobernatorial Race. I really hate my home state sometimes. (Most times, really. I'm grasping to find one thing I don't loathe about it and right now, all I've got is the Mark Twain House.)

Is your use of "shitlords" also referential to the delivery of said babies or...?

Pretty sure it's the aspect of the fiction that really disturbs me. I suppose it's also why I get the icks from fanfic in general. These are actual, real, living humans people write these tales about. I find it very creepy from that perspective alone.

precisely. In fact, the law of averages might imply paranormal activity is more likely to occur in densely populated areas, but at least there's someone there to hear you scream.

That story is pretty much the reason I no longer dream of moving to the country

It is daylight, I have very light on in the house, and I feel like I'm still going to suffer for having read that story.

I am actually in a real cold sweat. I scare so easily, and that one THAT ONE. Oh my god.