Pinochle is just one of the best words. Truth.

to that, he should know I feel oddly satisfied that that bust makes him look like J Edgar Hoover.

I want to enact my performance art installation where I eat cake while listening to Cake, doing it in wedding dresses would make it 10000000 times better. Join me at MoMA. We will rock the art world.

it really is, isn't it? Also lovely in pumpkin beer

You forgot Ebola and politics, which I understand are non foodstuffs but still.

Yes, and my follow up thought was to rationalize it "well he does seem to be a bit of a tool..."

Lucille Bluth, take it away:

wheee!

It's happening. This time, it's real. All the rumors, all the conjecture, it's coming to fruition: sheer unadulterated media panic.

I'm glad you noted the fact that blepharoplasty is sometimes necessary as folks with eyelids like hers often actually suffer vision obstruction as they age.

Maybe they should invest in more establishing orange juice shots.

Performers half her age haven't been able to preserve the quality of their voices like the divine Miss M has.

Though some reports suggest otherwise, Lindsay Lohan is not trying to date Prince Harry, which is too bad because I would genuinely love to see her with a royal title.

This looks uncomfortable and hard. That said, I fully support drinking while makeupping.

I have never heard this rumor. Even if you are just trying to start this rumor, I'm for it. In fact, let's emphatically spread it everywhere.

We throw a Halloween party every year and DIY the crap out of it (because we're that really scary thing: broke). And as I have no shame, here are three of our DIY things.

This will never cease to amuse me.

Ugh. This also underscores the misconception that Frankenstein is the monster and not the damn doctor. Why must the Hollywood types continually reimagine what was a perfect story to begin with?

This is why I love the little theater community in my area: currently running a 100% old school Hamlet that's getting rave reviews. Doesn't hurt that the director won a Tony, guy seems to have his finger squarely on the pulse of theater trends - and does whatever the hell he wants anyway.

The human one made me think of how I imagined A Scanner Darkly.