Maybe they should invest in more establishing orange juice shots.

Performers half her age haven't been able to preserve the quality of their voices like the divine Miss M has.

Though some reports suggest otherwise, Lindsay Lohan is not trying to date Prince Harry, which is too bad because I would genuinely love to see her with a royal title.

This looks uncomfortable and hard. That said, I fully support drinking while makeupping.

I have never heard this rumor. Even if you are just trying to start this rumor, I'm for it. In fact, let's emphatically spread it everywhere.

I feel you

You're right, they are mollusks. I actually rather love mollusks, but am repulsed by crustaceans.

Yeah, you and everyone else. They're pretty much the only foodstuff towards which I have an innate aversion, and believe me, I've tried so hard to like them. Even drowning those bad boys in buttah haven't made me like 'em. I consider them my one pass, epicuriously (<— not a word, but whatever) speaking.

I realize a fox kit would probably love some underwater insects, but I'm going to let him speak for me (despite repeating to children I know "don't yuck my yum" constantly):

Neither, I love a good New England Clam Chowder - it's crustaceans... goddamned underwater insects, those fuckers.

50% of your Number Ones offend me, but I'm entirely behind the other two.

wax sculptures of actors, just like actors!

Having a wax sculpture made of you has to be one of the weirdest trappings of celebrity.

Listen, PBR is all natural. Or something.

I have legitimately no hate for Woodley expressing her self aware breast perfection. If only I had recognized the awesomeness that were my 22-year-old tatas.

I guess he's the kind of guy who keeps his socks on. Huh, never would have guessed

They're bathing in Grand Cru, presumably from Château Smith-Haut-Lafitte since they're partnered with the property, so it's horrifically expensive bath water. Hell, it's damned expensive for wine.

It is in these instances when I am thankful I don't live in an area where this is an issue, as I would undoubtedly be arrested for arson.

Touche.

I cannot get hehind not sweating at pets, particularly when one of our dogs now comes to "where is that fuzzy bastard?"