"Of all doubts benefitted, 'tis the sexy ones which benefit the most."

99.9% sure that's not how she meant it, given the context and whatnot.

Yeah, I was only half joking. I love seersucker and I cannot lie.

"What a div!"

I'm just glad you didn't mention seersucker. I do love me a good seersucker suit set on a barbershop quartet, yes ma'am.

That's all I could think, as well. It's horrible that these nurses have become infected, but it's like the hospital has dropped all the balls thrown to them successively. Christ.

I just flagged every fucking thing he posted. I'm so sorry it's unnerved you, it freaked me out a lot, and I'm not even the primary target! Ugh ugh ugh

ugh. trying. As I'm grey, all I can do is flag.

he's now posting as "Chattgaliskill" He replied ot me but I refuse to open it.

Likewise. I built this opinion on little more than photos of him with a pit bull puppy, but I feel that's valid primary source material.

I need more stars. LONG LIVE ORBACH LOVE!

I don't think I've ever spent so much time scouring a picture featuring someone whom I should be blissfully ignorant.

I read your response as I would a reaction to a horror movie, like, "Girl! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!" And was more confused than by the original tweet.

I do not want to minimize the accusations here, but this:

VEGAN LEATHER IS AN OXYMORON. Staaahhhhhhp.

This is all I've got:

"Dickhead" is a frightening understatement for that guy.

"Urine!" was apparently the sixth element

My absolute favorite autocorrect was when I meant to write "job" but it correct to "jon." The final text read: "I might not need the extra jon, but I could always use the cash."

He cooks, he cleans, he color-coordinates his bathroom candles. Complete package.