Not only has the market become saturated with this nonsense, the way distributors work is that they essentially force these abominations on the retailer, who then has no choice but to offer them to the consumer. It's a more complex issue than just the fickle American palate. Though, to be fair, we Americans do tend to…

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Is Madonna: the London Years a counter point to all this science-action?

I do what I can

Okay, okay, I'm liking this. Wild cards. I need wild cards!

And I feel like it would get colder faster in the middle of the room. Without adequate wine availability, I would not cope well.

And apparently HUUUUGE in that image. But yes, and he is the Ultimate Bro

What kind of fight? Knives? Guns? Drugs only?

They're obviously just looking for Scott Eastwood.

Asses are really having a moment. Minaj, J.Lo, Putin.

My home state's live for buffalo chicken is damned near redemptive. Rock on, Nutmeggers. I have found a reason to be proud of you.

"Her name is Amanda, and it means worthy of love, so I had to do something that was worthy of her love," said Moore.

Direct result of his try-hardiness. It kills all mojo.

Keanuisimmortal.com needs to be far more widely distributed than it is.

you beat me to it and it makes me happy and mad.

why does its name sound just like Binaca and I feel like will be utilized by the same type of individual?

Isn't he like 10? So... I found it endearing, but perhaps cake is the sole reason some do indeed hold a wedding? I am assuming you're Team Cake. Or perhaps a double agent from team Pie.

I'm not quite sure why, but the Miley quote made me think of this kid from We're The Millers:

later today we will probably hear of the monstrous People/Hello donation to one of their charities/foundations.

Photographic evidence from the Carter administration proves that this is not, in fact, the ugliest suit a President has ever donned. Granted, his era was defined by horrible collars, but that shade of blue? Seriously, Jimmy?