Uncreative, but still hilarious, razzing from his American cousins, I see.

Dammit, Peg, can't you just be happy for someone else for once?!

Morrissey said some more dumb shit.

Cameron is officially the most terrifying Santa I have ever seen.

His acting and willingness to dive face first into piles of presents are both stellar.

But the pages will get wet from all the Cristal flinging that goes on! waaahhhh

Grimacing at a bad joke?

Gone With The Wind remake. They can play Suellen and Scarlett. Pitt could be the insufferable Ashley. It will be a glorious mess.

whaaaaaaa? Does not compute.

You forgot Debbie. BA DUM CHING!

Your job + your handle = perfection

sometimes I forget that Cate Blanchett is actually Australian and not a musical creature from middle earth.

You win

Proof all rompers everywhere should be burned. If a woman as shapely and gorgeous as Swift can't, we should all just stop trying. Also, hitching my labia to my shoulders is always a poor fashion choice.

for a family that so unabashedly courts the limelight, you'd think they'd at the bare minimum be aware when they were directly in its path. They're so good at inserting their vapid phony support when they feel it pertinent, and yet don't understand they will be caught? Sauron's eye something something Orcs. There was…

she returned, momentarily, to her natural state.

this was actually the exact and only question I had about this bathroom, which says something about me, but I'm not sure what.

horrible Brody Jenner has grown a moustache.

I really want to say to her, "Good luck with the rest of your professional life." (I'd say personal, but clearly, she surrounds herself with like-minded people.)

You meant "right after the cross-burning" right?