as it should be. (I'm in the same boat)

What is the sound of a reverse fart?

the more umlauts the better, I say. As does Spinal Tap.

Yes.

Jesus Christ Lindy that clip!

True facts: some wine is outstanding, but generally, the old adage of "a fool and his money are soon parted" is never truer than when shilling something old, rare, and unusual... Like fake Petrus.

Yes, but not the two ne'er do well brothers, it's a third Koch, if memory serves. *points and laughs at stupid billionaires*

That was about the Jefferson Bottles, I think.

Kurniawan is kind of a legend/ghost story now in the wine world. Selling the kinds of wine he counterfeited, I know firsthand what people think/say/do around these vintages, and it's ABSURD. It was a $25,000 bottle of Petrus that finally nailed him, but prior to his undoing, folks were more than happy to believe the…

oooo fancy! Will definitely do that! thanks!

I always ogle the stamps on invites, because I am a paper person, too. Also, Hopper is my favorite American artist, so good choice regardless of use!

What I culled from this story: now I know what stamps we're putting on our wedding invitations. IMPORTANT DECISION.

you make an uncomfortable point.

I refuse to eat crustaceans because they're underwater insects. Somehow I feel this absolves me of judgment for not grabbing fricasseed cricket flour cookies by the fistful.

there's another reason to read it?

Here is a photo of Scott Disick and French Montana wearing very expensive watches while feasting on lobster in matching bibs; in hell, the devil has pinned this to his gluttony inspiration board.

I got all excited when I read Calabassas as I half know where that is in proximity to LA, solely because of Ray Donovan. My understanding of global geography is quite good, but national geography is cobbled together from a loose understanding of the interstate system and crap on celluloid.

with the sprinkles on top? Because I feel you should have clarified that point

as all impotent rage should be!

This totally makes sense if for no other reason than it is impossible for a "healthy snack under 100 calories" article or slideshow to not include a "handful of almonds."