B-52s did it better ... and first. They don't even have matching towels!

the thing I kept getting stuck on is "ammonia flavor." Ammonia should be a flavor! The buck stops at smell!

it's the long con

Katy Perry's tweet made me think of this:

We cheered when Sam kissed Gilly. I can't remember ever cheering for an on-screen kiss ever before. Samwell Tarly deserves all the happiness, which probably means he will be boiled alive before being subjected to dismemberment or something equally horrific.

allow me to defend my straight and say an objectifying crapbag.

I'm hoping it's cocaine: it's a twofer!

Schrodinger's cat is now ON THE PROWL

This is my favorite fluff post of the day and mostly makes up for having just read this one. (which is not at all fluffy).

Definitely minxy.

Mr. Farce saw a preview for The Fault in Our Stars this morning and turned to me and said, "Is that a remake of A Walk to Remember?" pause, "I'm embarrassed I asked that. And we're fucking old."

100o CrissPoints!

Proof tea-length is a really freaking horrible length for most women.

This dress makes it look as though her breasts had words and refuse to speak to one another for the rest of the evening.

the number of Fassbender-related double entendres that are about to be thrown upon this article should be spectacular.

This is the most spectacular part, IMO. Makes the dress look like it's actually dripping off of her.

Then again, the Pope probably doesn't spend much time stuck in grocery store lines behind tantrum-throwing toddlers.

How did the Haze fall so far from the Hanks? HOW?

Pitt referring to himself as a farmer made me irrationally annoyed. Also, I have met a wonderful, dedicated, brilliant winemaker from Provence whose (organic!) wine is like a gagillion times better than that Miraval swill - and from the smallest/best appellation in Provence - but everyone carries that pink crap…

Additionally, as far as I understand, he was always interested in a career in comedy. Comedians are often understood to be much more sensitive, if not introverted.