Definitely mid-sneeze. You could be glammed up to the nines and still look goofy as fuck mid-sneeze.

The original title and lyric was "69 Tears" but was deemed too scandalous!

My paternal grandmother's aunt was named Josephina Eugenia Wilhelmina Walstrom Johnson, and as I was only one of two grandkids my grandmother was to have, she lobbied HARD to carry on that ridiculous nomenclature, in part because Josephina Eugenia Wilhelmina Walstrom Johnson was named for Swedish royalty - Prince…

These posts need to come with a warning to the tune of: Do Not Read When Hungover.

I was really hoping the moose and bear teamed up to attack. Not even sorry about it.

I'm not a Giant LOTR Fangirl, but I want this simile to go away forever:

I don't even need to click that link to know you just dropped some Paxton realness right there.

Fun fact about Versailles (that I feel is compulsory to share whenever it's mentioned): no indoor plumbing. The bathrooms were so far from the ballrooms and dining rooms (as they were outhouses) that the esteemed guests of Louis XIV would relieve themselves in stairwells and corners.

The "lesson in making lemonade" comment is such utter bullshit it enrages.

THIS. I hardly think calling her angry is sexist. I'm glad she's angry! She should be super fucking angry. I'm angry for her. WE SHOULD ALL BE ANGRY.

Sometimes I wonder if the value of a website is calculated by including the amount of otherwise productive/working/revenue time that is poured into them from end users.

such a valid point.

Pfft. Prince did it best.

1) yes

she was renting, so...

This is awesome... and creative and disgusting.

Well done, 50