WTF is a "thigh chasm?" asks I.... clicks link.

I get in a beekeeper panic every time someone even semi-famous starts obsessing over the health benefits of honey/pollen/Royal Jelly.

Greed is an interesting blinder. As was presumably the case with Rudy Kurniawan and his counterfeit wines, the galleries and buyers so wanted the gross falsehoods (even if they may have been well-executed frauds) to be real, it made the defrauding a snap, as it were. Kudos to Qian, though. Sometimes, you wonder if…

They're just angling to dismiss him and make him the scapegoat for the fact that NBC as a whole has lost its way - news, entertainment, or otherwise, the network is tanking. They're willing to sell out on loyal employees in order to save whatever is left of that peacock.

I just read "beer gel" and had to go brush my tongue

Your argument is terrifyingly brilliant.

So much of your blog makes me Buck Turgidson:

Please tell me her full name is "Lilith Hare"

your mom dated John Mayer, btw

Ramen noodle baths are the gateway drug for cannibalism.

Jane Eyre, I would assume.

Can we discuss how weird that billboard is going to smell?

oh jeeze. that's... mercenary.

Pretty much any creature that permanently wears old-timey fingerless gloves wins my heart.

I get Gothic Romance., but this is a bit ham fisted, wouldn't you agree?

Best I can guess, that's around 360 rabbit pelts on that hare board.

OH, well, in that case, that's my ignorance showing.

Photos (and in fact the whole concept) of Coachella makes me grieve for my parents' hippie sensibilities. Oy.