couples who look this much alike are unnerving.

That actually does win for weirdest, hands down.

Are you sure you didn't pickpocket this guy? His holster is always empty...

I want to see a non-concealed permit for fetuses.

but how did they make the gun so small?

I seriously mistrust people who actively dislike animals. Yes, we've fucked with the gene pools of domesticated animals hugely - and they require constant attention and love and interaction - but animals are amazing and pretty much 1000% better than most people walking the earth. So there's that.
The point should be…

Every seventeen year old should aspire to Alexis Carrington levels of glory.

Are formal socks a thing now?

For when your navel must the chained in place.

As someone child-free by choice, I have noticed that - shockingly - people who reproduce find it a generally joyous and entertaining event and want to share it with the world. If you get bothered by it, find it obnoxious, or distasteful, you either shouldn't be friends with that parent or you're a shitty friend to…

She must poo like a champ.

This is the extra disturbing future GATTACA never saw coming...

This is like Inception:L Goop Gossip. When the top falls, all we'll be left with is this:

My rare urges to reproduce are informed largely by photos like this one:

You should meet Mr. Farce. He changes the channel every time he sees her, even in Interview with the Vampire, which she's quite good in.

I was coming here to leave the identical comment.

It's a cookie worthy of passion.

people are optioning RS articles now? What mad and uncreative world do we live in?

At least The Red Wedding furthered the plot...

When living in London back in 2007 in our brand-new ground-floor flat (that happened to be near a National Rail line), I was minding my own business on the couch when a rat the size of a chihuahua crawled out from under our kitchen cabinets and beelined for the couch on which I was sitting. Naturally, I screamed like…