This is the first time I've ever identified with Paltrow; I get really slap-happy with the commas sometimes, too.

Who knew the Chili Peppers were such ahead of the curve activists?

Mr. Farce, upon telling him he needed to see this video: So mom wasn't home then.

Don't make me agree with you, Lagerfeld! But I do... as a reward, I want pictures of Choupette.

the irony of an equally problematic gif subject is not lost on me...

Hard to mash into the rhythm of that song, though, I'd imagine... hmmm

hahahaha. I kind of guessed he wasn't propositioning you, was just fascinated by being grilled about anal sex by a complete stranger. but this is the best possible answer either way.

Is that like sex with no strings? but, clearly, not at all sex.

I realize this has nothing to do with the actual serious topic at hand, but I really want a transcript of this horrible date.

When classic rock lyrics and politics have a mental battle royale.

Roomba: James St. James or Carl Taylor, obviously.

that's about the appropriate response, I think.

Yes, but still a lazy analogy.

True facts: the Porcaros are from my hometown. PRIDE RIGHT HERE.

this was my point.

Seriously, though, comparing a mountain to a mountain is just lazy.

ha! Thanks

And, ideally, varying genetic arrangements...

Eh, I don't think so. The image on Kanye's screen is the exact image of Kim and North we're looking at, just adjusted for "perspective."

Kilimanjaro rising like Olympus above the Serengeti