Some of us feel compelled to use our entirely superfluous French minor, Ken Jennings, OKAY?

Honey bees operate in much the same way. Mate once: set for life.

Same exact thought. SO gorgeous

I actually think the commenter above was insinuating that every woman who has an abortion SHOULD be traumatized as punishment.

We must burn her, she's clearly a witch.

Inspired fashion for the freezing feminist.

I've used this before, but it bears repeating.
Peeta on PETA:

Nor am I, but my father has taken methadone for over 20 years for pain management. (The DEA have visited more than once in my lifetime, just to check on things because of the quantities he requires.) It's essentially synthetic heroin, and unfortunately, for heroin addicts (and, in fact, many people dependent on it for…

To mixed results, however.

That was my first thought, as well. Think about all the nameless addicts who are ignored by society as selfish/incapable, etc. in whose names no legal action is ever taken, yet one famous white guy dies, and suddenly we have a crack force of narco officers. I'm not saying PSH's death isn't terrible and sad, but…

Cumber...fetch?

I assure you we could have compromised.

BUT IT WAS BRIE

IF he was fucking lucky. Which rhymes with Loki, so we'll go with yes.

YES. This:

Right? I'm in the same boat. Shit.

Yeah, I turned thirty on Sunday. I guess I need to go see someone about the official desertification of my nether regions.

Thought the first line was "She said, 'I don't want a Midol.'" Which seemed like it could also work for this particular song application

Plus five for extremely appropriate Dule Hill gif.