They must be the weird branch of TKE? Good for them for breaking the horrible mold, though!

Sadly unsurprising. I hate calling out a whole group of people like that, but TKE has to attract the pledges they do for a reason.

Good! Because the TKE on my old campus was banned for making pledges raise and then kill a puppy. The dog was WAY SAFER with your uncle!

Oh my god that is so horrific.

TKE was the only banned Greek organization at my undergrad institution... apparently, they are a class act across the nation.

Warner Brothers nailed A Tale of Two Kitties back in the '40s...

Blingee'd Jesus gifs that preach about paleo dieting.

Don't bring Buster Poindexter into this!

Because I have much procrastination and such:

Well, I'd suspect that's the last time we tell you our secrets

I very distinctly remember my parents leaving us with a sitter when I was very, very young to go see Heart. My mom was wearing tall leather boots that I had never seen before and I am fairly certain she dusted off her fringed suede jacket for the occasion. I feel like it was 1987 or so.

I have my methods.
(I've seen it on Jez-affiliated site before)

Considering this undermines men and things that swim, this seems appropriate:

Am I the only person who consistently dislikes Marchesa?

According to a piece in the Indy Star, the hottest new trend among Empowered® women is to smoke cigars like men.

My French is extraordinarily rusty, but isn't she singing something to the effect of "I am not their product. . . They don't want to change me..."?

Seriously, Morty makes me so angry.

ghostly visages in bathroom mirrors—the scariest place to see a ghost; agree/disagree?

It's not meant to be "understood" only accepted.

The Joe Manganiello story evoked this: