he will star opposite Kristen Stewart in the 1984-inspiredEquals

I can't tell if you're a troll, or experiencing some sort of episode or having a really tough Friday and want to pick an internet fight... Regardless, at 35, one should not still be using this:

The development of mannequin nipples occurs simultaneously as they begin to grow pubic hair. Their next stage of maturation is obviously to date Andrew McCarthy.

Are we sure the bush isn't actually a part of the underpants? Also would not put that past them.

The concepts of love, acquiring knowledge, maturation, and what it is to be human are all manifest in the dynamics between Samantha and Theodore, and the society within which they reside. What makes us human is probably the most intriguing. Are we our thoughts? Do our bodies confine and restrict us? Are our concepts…

The Spastic Dancer who inadvertently headbutts you and gives you a fucking broken/bloody nose and never apologizes because she is a subcategory of Number 1. IT IS REALLY HARD TO ENJOY THE VINES WITH A BLOODY NOSE.

Well, I'll be in Whorenostrilville with the rest of us floozies.

I read this comment as "maybe it's an ongoing problem"

There was just about 30 seconds where I considered attempting a death drop and then realized I am not that fabulous.

I love how friendly they seem in real life. Like the whole cast of that show really cared about one another while onscreen they were terrifying human beings.

I normally love both Zoe Saldana and Prabal Gurung, but what in barbie bordello hell is that dress?

I don't know how they cooked pasta perfectly and kept the yolk runny, but it was friggin' amazing. Served with lemon beurre blanc and black truffles. SO GOOD

I... perhaps I've said too much already.

Ohhhh, I see what you did there, Ronan Farrow. mmmhmmm

Eh, I ate an egg-yolk ravioli with black truffle on Wednesday that a more talented person than I could write a thesis on. so. good.

I hope you put them in matching Pottery Barn frames. Or, you know, Restoration Hardware if you're feeling flush.

Satire isn't for everyone. I like to look at it as more a lampooning of our cultural obsessions with weddings and showing photographic evidence of absolutely everything in order to censor our perceived selves.

do it

hell yeah it's okay not to do one. Don't fall prey to the wedding industrial complex.

Right? Mr. Farce and I haven't done an engagement shoot, mostly because they're bullshit; we'd love this, but now we'd just be copycats!