Considering Mr. Farce's sister didn't know that reindeer were real until two years ago when I had to explain it to her over Christmas breakfast, I'd say we still have loads of science-related ground to cover.

Serious question: is there a unique subset of people who buy new Christmas albums every year? (And not just my mom because she misplaced her Manaheim Steamroller Christmas album again.)

Yes. I'm not going to run back to mass any time soon, nor do I think he's all that earth shattering as a leader if viewed through a secular lens, which is how most people here are seeing him, but he is a BFD for the Catholic Church. It may be a vacuum, but it's still an influential one, and his importance shouldn't be…

Tilda would never!

This was my actual response to seeing that dress:

These are attractive AND functional, as opposed to functional AND hideous (I'm looking at you, fur-lined duck boots). Four stars for this review.

I wish there were anything out there that was as effective as this boot, yet didn't make me look like a Miss Porter's graduate from 1987.

It's definitely something not many people are aware of, unlike, say, raw milk, which I thought was commonly understood to be bad!

I worry all the time that the current trend toward "all natural" leaves so many details out that people who did lead natural lives in the past were acutely aware of, you know?

Generally speaking, it's fine for pregnant women as they can handle the bacteria found in honey. Babies' intestines don't have the proper systems up and running to handle raw honey.

Right? How is this news? WHAT.

Wait, this is news? Like, new news?

Growing up, we used to have to tie the tree to various other stable objects like curtain rods, railings, etc. to prevent this.

accurately placed hyphens would alleviate this issue.

I enjoy that they always put starlets in shiny, shiny tight fabric and then photoshop out all proof that the clothes are actually on any human form. That shit wrinkles like a bastard! That's why actual humans tend not to wear that shit often.

This is excellent news.

I got you a drink, honey, and I may have had to sample it on the way.

This guy's big brother?

Ah, yes, I forgot Christ was actually Horatio Alger in a bathrobe.

What