Exactly how I like my dick: hairy and on a boom.

Why am I still amazed at the racism of teens? Why?

This photo may have just successfully excused her from such obligations...

Galadriel expression.

The new gods and the old.

I would venture she's quite good at mitigating/ignoring cognitive dissonance, but essentially calling her a hypocrite does little to further the discussion. I would also assume she thinks she's not "reduced" to a sex symbol, that she as "substance" beyond the above photos (and any other like it). Which, in itself, is…

Hm. I don't buy Rhianna's albums because I don't really care for her music. I don't think I've ever avoided a musician because of her sexuality.

exceptional verb to describe the way PP moves. exceptional.

His expression: 100% less giddy.

that is a thing you just said right there.

It was the brie that convinced me it was a flavor thing. I mean, baked brie with fruit? Previously a preferred dessert...
Plus, I always thought strawberries and raspberries were the other way around when talking about, erm... firmness.

I like the way you think.

Berry flavored nipples? Not from a bottle? And with brie? I am so confused, and will likely never look at brie the same way again.

Despite the fact that it is not a surprise, it is achingly painful to realize the world lost a truly great man.

Well, when one considers all his power is clearly housed in his right nipple, effectiveness is relative.

Plot: VOLCANO! We're all gonna die!

Shirtlessly, obviously.

So I see you also live dangerously...

Watching this and the other mashups commenters have posted really highlights that I am closing in on Oldness, as I know roughly <30% of the people making the mouth sounds in these videos.