This. Yes. I'm always so certain that ghosts have nothing better to do than fuck with people with soapy face. This is largely because if I were a ghost, this would amuse the shit out of me.

Exactly. All I could think - after trying to explain to Mr. Farce why I was shaking - was "sell the rights."

Part of my soul just expired of jealousy.

Poe looked hotter in assless lace pants

Derek Hough actually got whiplash when he saw that dumbass thing his sister did.

Exactly. That type of level-headedness is sorely lacking in the larger discussion of women's health.

Yes. Yes, yes.
It is part of the issue with women's health as a whole. We essentially need to be the students and educators all in one regarding our health - sexual or otherwise - which obviously leads to misinformation and gaps in factual understanding. And I'm college-educated and have access to reliable sources.…

I feel like many of these articles (ahem look at by line) should come with a small British orphan singing "consider the source" to the time of "Consider Yourself" from Oliver.

CHILLS.

Why do ghosts have to come out of weird creepy places like closets? The little dude was clearly harmless, why couldn't he be chill about it? WTF ghost kid?

We all know that's Ursula, not Phoebe. Honestly!

My GHL includes having hair and asking Mr. Farce if he's DTF. Damn near foolproof - and free!

Let's just slap "holocaust" onto everything that has nothing to do with the actual holocaust, mmkay?

She's totally going to unfriendly him on Facebook for talking to them.

Must find more ways to star this...
Gene Wilder will always be the best wonka, and tell-offer. (It's been a long day, vocab is shot.)

Didn't she once say she blows him to mitigate his upset in fights? Am I hallucinating that? Also, wouldn't that be positive reinforcement for picking a damn fight?

She owns a chain of Blimpie franchises. Knew it all along.

He does look like what I picture Christian Grey to look like: douchey as all hell but totally hate-fuck-able.

Holy shit your poor mother. That must have been so hard for her!