My sister in law is due in three weeks and absolutely has diastasis recti; when she demonstrated how her muscles move around my soon-to-arrive niece, I almost passed out. Every time I hear something new about pregnancy or delivery, it gets more frightening. Like that time in high school I googled "episiotomy."

I was just wondering what he's be up to and even checked Imdb. This is not the answer I sought. Bad agent?

Laura wins for most truth in headline writing.

I am experiencing so much dissonance right now, my brain might melt.

I wonder if the Ayn Rand Institute didn't like it.

They had a very specific target demographic:

I love Kristen Bell, but clearly she hasn't made it to the point in her life where she refuses to buy new pants that actually fit, and instead decides all her skirts are now high waisted.

Intellectually, yes. Sartorially, no, nope, never, not gonna, no thanks.

Listen, open letter fatigue aside, everyone should shut their mouths and listen when Annie Lennox speaks, dammit.

We cleaned a lot today, and it was desperately needed. Now I"m enjoying a vodka soda with my spherical ice (we're a bit obsessed about that in this house), watching Hitchcock and have a puppy snuggle.

I would listen to him read the phone book, if phone books still existed in print.

Odd. I only use my deep voice to correct the dogs when they're eating stuff they shouldn't, like pencils or their own feces.

she sounds like she'd be a treat at a dinner party

Why women continue to support such a blatantly misogynist group of [every foul insult I can think of is entering my brain at once], is beyond me.

SNL suffers highs and lows but endures. This is most certainly not its death-knell.

attention

I think the grunge movement reminded us of guitar-based rock, which has persisted and grown, and even harkened back even further than Nirvana's inspirations to folk-based music a la The Band.

To be fair, Simmons never struck me as particularly tuned in to reality...

You are correct, but Nirvana went mainstream in a way the Pixies never really did, despite the fact that they're a far better band. And that, more than anything is what made them important.

Yes, but you can't deny that Nirvana changed modern music in more significant ways than grown men in Halloween makeup and platform booties.