He routinely photographs young women in sexually compromising ways and has been accused on multiple occasions of outright sexual assault by models less well known than, for instance, Cyrus.

Go with the word "gauche," it's condescending AND French!

I MUST know more. Will there be wigs involved? Fake moles? Unshaven armpits? Lead-based facial powders? Small dogs? Dyed lambs? Details, woman!

you make a good point. I assume he also has a ten year old tattoo of Paris Hilton on the other side.

Eurgh, the chafing!

At the risk of over-giffing everything....

Why did any human being subject his or her self to being on a show like that?

This prompted a rather entertaining conversation with FarceMan just now that culminated in me handing back the ol' engagement ring, him calling me Gollum, and then him making his own damn sandwich... while wearing my ring on his pinky.

What an obnoxious girl, can hardly wait until she's no longer promoting her stupid album

I watched it last night. FarceMan set our DVR to it, and when he mentioned it was on, I said, "That looked horrible." He replied, "I know, but I think we owe it her to watch at least once!" He loves RW more than me, I think. :)

I think actually saying the words "hashtag offer" would be the humiliating part.

Cate Blanchett has the unique ability to consistently wear extremely elegant and flattering personal camouflage.

that's what she said

Campari:

I also feel Brosnan is a bit of a feminist, which trumps Connery by far.

I can't unread this comment and I might hold it against you.

You get all the stars for having sat through Zardoz. I have never known anyone else to do so other than my father.

I swear it wasn't anecdotal...
Ahem

No sorries! Margarita, eh?
Frozen: he's obsessed with gadgets and wants to use his new purpose-built blender. He will judge your phone's operating system and wants to write for Wired.
Rocks: wants to say he drinks liquor by doesn't like the taste. Drives a Mercedes convertible, but doesn't like cars. Probably in…

That may have been a part of my implication.