Last one, I promise.
A zombie, grateful dead, or boiler maker: He's a semi-pro 35 year old go-kart racer who owns his own lawn care business but still lives in his parents' basement.

He probably finishes the "that's what she said" with an "aaaaay-ooooo!" And request for a high five

Maker's Mark is the "nice guy" who is "tired of being friendzoned by these ungrateful bitches."

Southern Comfort uses the phrases " you know you want it" and "that's what she said" at least three times in every conversation.

Scotch:
Inexplicably attractive knowing how he'll treat you.

I get being judgmental of frivolous spending, but some people equate money and love. If it's important to them to demonstrate their relationship in what others may see as an ostentatious manner, that's their deal. Seriously. FWIW, I think all diamonds are fucking tacky because the Kimberly Process is corrupt, but that…

She's remarkably good at this whole "dressing herself" situation, isn't she?

She's remarkably good at this whole "dressing herself" situation, isn't she?

I applaud your devotion to baked goods.

Friends of mine totally won Halloween last year - they came as Barf and Dot Matrix and killlled it - but they also brought this. They made a point of saying no one would eat it according to the reviews. They were entirely correct.

WHY?! Who would dream this up?

Ugh. I love Manchester, it's one of the truly diverse, young, and exciting little cities in north-central CT. I lived there for years and now reside in a neighboring town. The JI used to be the little liberal paper that could when I was growing up. Here's a thought to Powell: I stopped subscribing when I, a…

Oh ffs. What is it with otherwise likable actors and that guy?? Gross

Oh ffs. What is it with otherwise likable actors and that guy?? Gross

So you worked at a private school too? ;)

One again, our vaginas have toppled governments.

I know not of what petition you speak (I usually only half-assedly pay attention to celebrities, and usually only to make the sly crack). Elaborate?

Likewise. Ultimately, I'm often just happy there are women in Hollywood so ready to speak about feminism and its importance, but she actually makes fantastic points.

I kind of love the phrase "inexcusable thighs" for it's sheer absurdity.