Has everyone else who went there been tested? WTF. This is a real-life horror movie.
That poor child! Best wishes to her!!

I read "Julian Fellowes" but I thought "Brian Fellows."
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19051

Ha! Either way, nailed it!

My hat is off to you for that one!

“Courtney,” a name that has colloquially become associated with the act or state of cringing

I should have been more clear in my sentiment. I find using our cluster fuck in Iraq justification for doing nothing in Syria antithetical. My stress was on international political will and the need to assuage loss of civilian life, life now being taken at the hands of a despotic government. I wasn't intending to…

I keep raising my own blood pressure by listening to people use Iraq, a clearly unfounded war and invasion, to justify not going into Syria, wherein there should exist the international political will for intervention.

I am so concerned for that woman.

The jester is literally juggling cocks.

I want to like her, I do, but then she does that sort of preachy tone deaf woodland nymph thing and my eyeballs start involuntarily Liz-Lemoning. It is refreshing that a young ingenue is aware and concerned about these things. Perhaps I shouldn't write her off.

that's mildly disappointing, I wanted a better reason to hate that they named their baby Axl for him other than "he's a horrible person." Wait... nope, that's a very good reason.

kinda resembles Wilford Brimley cat more than Wilford Brimley...

I actually rather enjoyed his turn as director for Run, Fat Boy, Run, as well.

always with their nuts out, these streaker squirrels.

I vaguely remember Axl Rose chose his stage name because it's an anagram of "Oral Sex." Should this be the actual case and not just some urban legend, it might actually be a truly, truly atrocious baby name.

If it's his jeans, I can totally understand why he'd be ashamed.
If it's the other kind, you go on with your bad self, LiHems. Or whatever the kids are doing to nicknames these days

I hope it was wholesome, Disney-based shenanigans; it'll ruin his image as a brooding man of mystery.

How much dirt could Liam have accumulated thus far? Isn't he a veritable Hollywood newcomer? Regardless, I like a good blackmail theory!

And you have my kind of mustache, if only in spirit.

All I could think was "damn hipsters and their freakishly attractive friends."