There is never not an appropriate occasion for Oda Mae.

She matched her nail polish to it at least?

Truth be told, it's not the culinary aspects that have kept me from crab cakery, it's the image that they're all underwater insects that keeps me from ingesting them (but somehow I'm fine with mollusks of the land and sea varieties! Eh, hangups). With that said, you do make them sound lovely, perhaps if I'm in MD any…

I will take than under advisement should I ever eat one!

Are you sure? I don't eat crustaceans, but I thought all that was soaked in butter!

Some will I've heard, but only if they aren't being properly cared for. They need ample nest space and a good diet and you know, good care. I hear it's just chickens who are missing the essential aspects of healthy living that do this.

Should be fine! Just ensure there are no places they can trap themselves and that you can clean it properly. Chickens sometimes seem to have a death wish in the most creative of ways. They need a place that is safe and dry and with enough ventilation. You could probably even arrange it to give them an enclosed run for…

More butter?

THE EYES! THEY HAVE NOTHING

Right? I kept thinking that every chicken I knew preferred to roost in the rafters of lean-tos than their coop and liked to bathe in puddles.

you make an excellent point and I get a zero for reading comprehension today. Christ it's been a long day. Ha!

Very possibly! I suppose it depends on the type of holding. People hell-bent on grabbing a chicken will really stress a lady out, if you see what I mean. Chickens who may be more socialized probably respond just fine to some cuddles, can't say I've ever met one though! The day we found a chicken who had decided to lay…

I'm not sure she'd love it (isn't she vegan? Why do I know so much about this woman?), but I sure would!

Dear Katherine Heigl,

My mother said the same thing about registries, that is, "get what you REALLY WANT." To which I say, "If you are an adult and buy yourself things in that category, thanks!"

I think a lot of this is also related to the fact that many couples cohabitate long before marriage. I know that the bf and I don't need dishes or appliances or any of that. My best friend and her fiancée just asked me to be in their wedding, when I inquired about their registry, they want help paying for their…

are you saying you're subtextual?

Sick the girl scouts on them! Brilliant!

A very close friend of mine is an officer in the NHFD; ergo, is true from him as a reliable source. I've never seen anything written to that affect, but I have no reason to doubt him. I imagine it is some sort of long-standing "unspoken" agreement or some such between Yale and the city. No bueno.

Considering that the New Haven Fire Department isn't allowed to go into that building even in an emergency, it really isn't funny. Yale creeps me out. It's the scariest part of New Haven hands down.