or "All rapes must take place in the Skull and Bones building, unless an emergency rape."

Yale has such a culture of secrecy, doublespeak, and protecting the coven or whatever the hell you want to call it, so deeply ingrained in its hallowed walls that I am downright dumbfounded that they even admitted this much.

I like to believe he didn't throw them out, but instead had them bronzed and now occupy a place of honor in the pool house.

Awww, my brother and SIL have a bluenose, she's the sweetest and so awesome to help tire out our giant lab/Great Pyrenees cross. We also have a husky/beagle mix rescue. I'd put money on her getting aggressive ages before the pit.

This worries me, and not just for the obvious reasons. I feel like the lawmaking anti-choicers are somehow setting it up so that down the road, they will pass another piece of creative legislation that revokes any and all procedure privileges (even non-medicla ones) for clinics that have unused surgeries or some…

For you, an honorary invite for this year!

We very creepily hand-deliver ominous invitations complete with props (fake skull, dead flowers, etc.) at night, as well. How comfortable do you feel giving out your address to an Internet stranger? :} And do you live in New England? mwahahaha.

We throw a way-too-involved-to-be-appropriate Halloween party every year. We also currently rent a house that's far too big for us (but cheap!) and insist our drunken and costumed friends stay over. This news rocks my socks and will be post-party breakfast goodness!

"Seacrest-fucker" looked like "seersucker" and I was all, that's an interesting sartorial choice for Hough... Hm

I have the entire season of Hannibal on my DVR, but I cannot watch them. I watched the first few episodes and then had a nopenopenope moment and now I intellectually want to watch them, but emotionally cannot.

that photo is so terrifying

he projects his food and body issues onto his dog, who obviously needs some serious orthodontic work, bee tee dubs.

golly you're well-read and dust-free. I feel inadequate and jealous on multiple planes... (yes, I like puns)

I started to like this, as I do agree that there are female misogynists, but then I took it back. It has very little to do with how you reflect back the woman who dislikes you as another woman in the workplace, and more with how she has internalized the patriarchy in which she is operating. I work at a fortune 500…

please illustrate this look and pass it on to others. I must know how to make this face! And I commend you for the look.

My cats in wigs would be the last thing I saw before I died.

I desperately want this to be LiLo's sober living coach:

Nope, just us poors have to make our own hairs.