Helen Mirren wins everything.

My local NBC affiliate is currently running a piece on "Could SharkNado really happen?"

I will have to try this! I always stick with easy-as-hell icebox cake, which is less vegan (read: not at all) but is a breeze.

Thought I had run out of rage energy today. Guess I was wrong!

What a legend.

I watched a VP at my first job ask and touch at the same time a co-workers natural hair. Being white, I never experienced that, but it was a weird space invasion cum power play that seemed sooooo abhorrent. My coworker was extremely gracious about it, though.

I enjoy people wanting to take responsibility for their own food, it can be enlightening and important. That said, responsibility is a long-term thing when it comes to animals. Jesus.

Satan made you; you're in the clear

Three reasons:

Probably useful to know Johnson has always been a burgeoning comedian - his election was even a joke.

True confession: I think they all kinda sound the same, too.

Vitally important distinction! Now I've offended the minions!

I feel it's also important to note that only small, cycloptic yellow dudes named Kevin would find Despicable Me offensive. Almost all of Ranger is an affront to thinking people.

Taking style tips from Glen Frey is never a good move, kid.

I'm terrified and overjoyed by this gif.

Justin Timberlake, now with 100% more nipples.

Fame gremlin! Awesome term.

I was under the impression such sartorial mishaps went the way of the Dodo around the "Oops I Did It Again" era Britney. But then again, I have an old. An all-over old.

I have closed all but the hairy back gap single-handedly. (Important to note, that subway thing was while wearing pants... the same pants I had wore for nine days prior.)

It would be a madcap comedy featuring Carrot Top and Tom Hanks