I was a huge Oasis fan when they first came on the scene, don't get me wrong.

It is a genius invention of milk chocolate, and - wait for it - caramel. I know, your mind is blown.

I can't really explain why anyone would perform a 10 minute headstand otherwise.

Is there any other way to find them - I mean, Eugene - attractive?

Excuse me, but Paul Blart, Mall Cop was genius.

Indeed, 'twas my winky implication. But I'm still getting the hang of effective emoticonning, perhaps I was too subtle. Also, Twilight makes me want to go Oedipus on myself based solely on the horribleness, which is irrelevant to our discussion, but important to my well being to mention. It's like knocking on wood. I…

Christ on a cracker, you beat me to it.

Official verdict: Liam Gallagher and Rhys Ifans are the same man with two wigs... that are the same style but a different color. And one pretends to be Welsh, and the other feigns Mancunian. It's really one man named Eugene from somewhere in New Jersey.

So, Twilight, then?

If you're looking for something with a theme of religion/philosophy, look for one that includes "The Skull." For his apparent favorite theme - the merging of humanity and machine - look for "The Gun" Or "The Defenders" in the table of contents. Happy Dicking!

If you're looking for something with a theme of religion/philosophy, look for one that includes "The Skull." For his apparent favorite theme - the merging of humanity and machine - look for "The Gun" Or "The Defenders" in the table of contents. Happy Dicking!

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep is the best place to start, IMHO. A Scanner Darkly is a bit... tough? He was a wonderful, WONDERFUL thinker, but he was not the best writer, which is important to remember. (Certainly not the worst I've ever read, either!) His short stories are brilliant, as well, if you find a…

Knock yourself, and them, out!

I'm always so impressed when an author/thinker can create a convincing world. It's one of the many reasons that I love Philip K. Dick so much.

I kind of thought Game of Thrones WAS the girl-power version of Game of Thrones.

True fact: still didn't taste like anything.

Honestly, not painful. Granted, I wore contacts for years, so I've jabbed myself in the eye with alarming frequency.

The texture is as one would assume. Not an experience I'd gladly repeat.

I didn't say controlled substances weren't involved, but there's only so much you can do when trapped in a friend's barren basement whilst high.

I would assume that they would be salty, but considering it was a very quick "poke" rather than proper "lick" and one's salty taste buds are on the sides of the tongue, I can't say for sure. Also, we were high as kites. Marijuana, it's a helluva drug.