PLEASE.

That is one of the most revolting photos I've ever seen.

There is nothing not awesome about this video.

Thank you, Madam, I snorted out my coffee as per your snappiness.

Transferred rehabs, eh? Is it like college? Can you just bring your credits from Betty Ford to Passages or wherever?

Stana Katic's outfit makes me think she's a Star Trek: TNG guest star with a sassy interpretation of the Starfleet uniform. (A formal Starfleet event, perhaps?)

The "retro" cycle is truncating so rapidly that we'll have to wear yesterday what we were going to wear tomorrow in order to keep up.

My mother, oppressive literature nerd that she is, made my 6 year-old self read Andersen's original of The Little Mermaid before we could go see the movie in the theaters. Let me tell you, I was well confused when Ariel didn't limp about the place or dissipate into foam.

And to think I was just contemplating pursuing a degree in semantics or etymology.

Federal Judges should turn an eye toward non-profit interns next. From personal experience, all I say is yikes.

Is he an escapee from Sea World or something? Wild animals shouldn't behave like that.

Just cinch it!

Read that as "Texas Chainsaw University," which might also indicate "daddy issues."

She forgot the H, it was really a concert for large aquatic mammals. And let me tell you, those humpbacks pride themselves on punctuality.

Kinney strikes me as one who would get along well with anyone. Like a very young puppy: adorable, not really good at anything, but seems fun to play with.

Justin Timberlake is also checking my email. This worries me more than the President.

I saw a piece on this on Sunday on CBS. Sobbed into my coffee - the family featured was lead by the eldest son at 24, who took care of his three siblings while their mother was incarcerated. It highlighted our horrifying prison culture, and really, we need to rethink the way we handle certain criminal offenses.

I always saw that as incidental. You know, with her being inbred and abused her whole existence.

A kindred spirit, I see.

Oh god, THIS. I refuse to support your diet if half of it is verbal diarrhea.