His 19 pieces of flare do, though.

ugh. My boyfriend was raped while drunk. He tries to laugh about it because the idea of a man being raped by a woman is too out of the norm for most people to process, but... yeah, no.

Honest to god, this was my preferred vomit receptacle in college. My roommate once left just to get me one, even though the trash can was right there.

Absolutely. And Diana Rigg (!!!) is probably the kick-assiest matriarch of all time.

He's just a giant cuddly pile of awesome. And a little fear.

You forget that she wants very much to kill him. He's on her list.

Like anyone should be surprised in ALL of Westeros. The family's fucking sigil is a flayed man. And they're all, "Oh, he seems like a person I'd like to have as an ally. Lovely taste in flags."

"extremely safe time" is my new favorite phrase. I'm annoying my boyfriend by not telling him why I'm laughing so hard.

Every time I see him and Brienne chilling together and having each other's backs and such, the White Stripes' "I can tell that we are gonna be friends" plays in my head. It's completely uncalled for, but oddly perfect.

I want them to get their comeuppance like RIGHT THIS MINUTE. I can't even. Ugh.

I feel you. But don't you worry, Sam has GOT THIS SHIT SORTED. Honestly, if Marin kills the most kindhearted character in his books, I'll find him to yell at him myself.

I am going to repost my thoughts on Sam. Because I love Sam. I also loved Samwise Gamgee, but that's another issue. (Pudgy Sam sidekicks, FTW!)

That wins the Internet for the day. It's all over.

I have similarly important opinions about Samwell. But I'm just going to cower behind a rock instead.

You win, or you ... get erased. Completely.

YESSSS. you beat me to it.

NPH is such a hero. I want to be him when I grow up.

I smoked for YEARS. Like pack-a-day smoker. I smoked while I worked for The American Lung Association, for fuck's sake!

Eh, if it's not your cup o' tea, it's not your cup o' tea. I just needed to clarify that I don't routinely go about referencing defecation into a household food wrapper. :)

This isn't the first time Manson has done such a thing. And I liken agreeing with his political stances to the way I feel about Bill Maher - yes, I often agree with him, but deep down, he's just a (sometimes entertaining) schmuck, even if we vote for the same candidate in the end.