We used to have "Street Meat Wednesdays" in our house where the boy and I would cook up our own versions of food truck/cart favorites. Cheesesteaks are never wrong.

You should ask any such person if s/he's ever seen Kathleen Turner.

It's so cute when celebrities say things like normals!

I scoured high and low for that. I knew it had to exist!

You just gave me Hedwig vibes. In a good way.

But but but.... they were playing VOLLEYBALL. Obviously, they need a health beer for after!

Or a Bloody Mary made with V8, lime, celery, and olives; it's practically a healthful beverage.

When people are offended by humor, or rather, when humor is offensive (it can work both ways), it's because either the comedian or the audience occasionally can't differentiate between the subject and the object of the joke. Grammar! It's not just for the SATs.

Do you think Billy Ray and {Miley's mom, I forget her name} watched a lot of The Grind while Miley was in utero? Because that outfit just needs a pair of acid-wash denim cut offs. And you know she has those.

I realize I could be making as similar set of assumptions that you are, and certainly, I have no love lost for the author (he does occasionally skew to the myopic and tone-deaf), but he used the term "upper classes" only once. I assumed that's because he got his Thesaurus out, rather than using the term to refer to…

So it's mainly a semantic issue? And that's infuriating? On a puff piece.

That's the "you don't really love me unless you give my your sandwich" face. Don't fall for it!

Who else would be able to empathize with the vapidity?

True, though one can assume, as this is a site run by mostly Yanks (with the exception of the expat owner Mr. Denton, of course), that the "upper class" was to be understood in the American usage, which is just to say "wealthy."

Oh I am quite aware of the e-cigs.

Agent: Cinderella

I wish I could remember! Out near the Hamptons, from what I recall, maybe?

day late and a dollar short! damnitall

Thank you, but it's no horse heart.

Indeed he does. And now that Billy Joel song is in my head, so I'm passing that earworm to you: