I believe Douglas's comment that cunnilingus also cures his cancer is his way of saying he won't stop that because damnit, he and his special lady friend like it. So, if it's good enough for Gordon Gekko...

you win today. I'll pack my things and go.

Is she trolling for Lilo-esque attention or has she truly come off the rails?

sadly, I do not. I just love Bale and I use that gif as often as possible.

I wonder if this is related to an increase in helicopter parenting.

I quit smoking a while ago, but I maintain my assertion that the day they make a cancer-free cigarette, I will start again. (There are days I linger on my way inside near the smokers at work just to get a dose of that sweet, sweet smell of emphysema and nostalgia.)

A good friend of mine makes a down-right amazing beet risotto. Granted, it's cooked in chicken stock and about a pound of butter, so what's not to like? But still, by far my favorite beet-meal to date.

lord, that's a lot of turnip-related vegetable matter! I'm impressed.

Do you really love rutabaga, or do you just like the word "rutabaga"? I, for one, definitely fall into the latter camp. Favorite veggies are definitely broccoli and eggplant, but my all-time favorite meal is ratatouille, which is the best veggie situation ever.

Don't bring Breckin Meyer into this!

I worry that blanket anti-GMO beliefs are the liberal answer to climate-change denial.

I make my female friends fill out a 5-page medical questionnaire and put them through a full pelvic. It's the only way to know for sure.

thank you for saying that before I got to it.

Please tell me you are not serious about this. And if so, please have more faith in your own awesomeness to believe that:

The rest of us just deal with the beer gut.

This really isn't too surprising, but it does demonstrate how damaging patriarchic ideas of female sexuality are often reinforced by women themselves.