ALSO WE CAN SNORE AND FART UP OUR OWN KING SIZED BEDS THAT WE SHARE WITH NO ONE EXCEPT SAID RESCUE PETS. ALSO, 7PM BEDTIMES.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

That was GIFT, thank you. Gia Gunn’s was hot garbage. No wonder she shit the bed when faced with the real SG.

That would kind of be a good interview question/trick. “Oh, I see on your resume you that you have a strong attention to detail. When you entered my office I had a goat standing next to me. I left with the goat and returned with A goat, but is it the same goat?”

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

I know they all flee to Miami or Prague if condoms are required.
But what of the civilians that now don’t use condom because it doesn’t fit the narrative they’re used to jerking off to?
I wish there was a groundswell of porn depicting condom application in a sexy way for P in V, or, P in A, as a matter of concern for…

He thinks it’s funny for a straight man to wear a dress and a wig, to speak like a drunk baby, and to jump up and down with a limp wrist after seeing a friend.

Facts are known to have a liberal bias.

Welcome to the idiocracy, where a scientific paper published in a well-respected peer-reviewed science journal is “political” but the scientifically-illiterate politician firing the paper writer over ideology... isn’t.

It’s one thing for an agency to provide data upon request. It’s quite another to be listed as a ‘co-author’ on a deeply flawed and highly political report

So if independent non biased studies are made up, and studies run by the very people who are supposed to monitor the health and wellbeing of their people and how the changes made to laws affect those things are biased. Why are videos that are not only biased but proven to be falsehoods acceptable?

I know Ben IRL and he’s a real peach, but that Dame Maggie really killed it. I would watch snatch game all day, every day. Make this happen, Ru.

I do love how they had the beard challenge last year - sort of a weird apology for cutting Milk short the year before

gender is a construct says Ginger Is A Construct.

Laila McQueen is a friend of a friend and also amazing.

But, you know, they’re the logical and rational ones and it’s us women who are ruled by our emotions.

ONLY A 2 TO 1 RATIO?!? THEM’S FIGHTING WORDS! I’M GUNNA GIT MAH GUN!!!

True, but I'd bet the US still has at least a 2:1 asshole ratio over Canada.

I appreciate your willingness to write a story that reflects deep ambivalence. I think there isn’t enough of that anymore (everything is always strident and polarized) but you did a great job sitting with the murkiness of what this all means about Bowie’s legacy.