This is my cousin. True story.

You are not alone, my friend. I refused to even try them, feeling a bit drag queen-y with broad shoulders and less-than-spectacular cleavage.

That, and there is likely a special contract with the show, who specifically targets brides with higher budgets. When you apply for the show, they start probing into your interests, spending habits, designer preferences, etc. to give producers a better idea of which ridiculous person to cast. (I applied, but the…

The key phrase would be "stereotype of the loud minority". And that stereotype is primarily concentrated in the counties immediately bordering New York City - it would never pass in the (far superior) remainder of the state. Except Camden. Screw Camden.

What about those of us who want to go to bed early and still sleep late? Are we Owlarks? Curse you, lyme disease and narcolepsy!

Problem is that Target clothes come apart pretty easily. I'd rather get quality stuff on sale or from consignment stores and have it last through multiple children - not to mention that I can humor my more superficial side.

I go there rather religiously; it's wonderful. Sometimes you can find nice things at Nearly New, which is run by Princeton Day School. You can continue funding rich kids' education and they can keep giving you their fancy hand-me-downs!

We need Regretsy, and we need it now.

Was it "Proud of Your Boy?" Because if it is, I'm prepping my Kleenex now.