You can get a sixer of Victory at Sea for about the same price, I’m not sure if thats considered a Russian though. Plus I got so many breweries so close to me that going out and filling a growler always seems like a better option

I used to live in Northern California. I’ve been to the North Coast brewery and public house multiple times, and they make some really, really good beers. But the one thing that always seems to plague Old Rasputin (and really everything they put out) is over carbonation. There’s too much gas on just about everything…

Awwwwww yea

I should add: If you do rescue a dog, shop carefully. Because unlike what the author says, there are shitty dogs. A lot of them. (It may not be their fault that they’re shitty... but they are.)

At the same time, be reasonable: If you do live in a studio, don’t get a bullmastiff.

Interesting post. But I still have a few questions. Such as:

And at that point, Drew Magary wrote in his notebooks, “game over” and verily did the journalism gods look down and smile.

SURELY THE JOURNALISM GODS CHORTLED MIGHTILY

That's Ggoddamn Ggreat news.

I bet this isn't the first time you've tried that joke, is it?

Pro Tip: You are wrong Kyle. Very very wrong.

I mean if you’re ordering a steak and cheese from Subway, I fucking hate you. Like, forever.

Nobody cares about your fantasy team.

“Too soon.”

You’re right, that’s why I relented. I just didn’t want to make it seem like I really thought it over and decided to give them a reprieve, as if it’s some big fuckin privilege to be on Drunkspin and I was doing them a huge favor. But I figured I had to address the high horse in case anyone remembered it, and I figured…

In fairness to the Cards fan, it was probably a Budweiser.

That’s kind of a low bar to jump over, isn’t it?

I think we are almost at one a day where Deadspin posts an article supporting their lazy narrative that everything that the Cubs do is just the worstest. You would think that the Sun-Times had infiltrated the blog.

Yeah, I can’t deal with this cotton bullshit. Also, I prefer to have a pouch. It’s not like I have some godzilla cock either, it’s just more comfortable.

Yeah, I can’t deal with this cotton bullshit. Also, I prefer to have a pouch. It’s not like I have some godzilla…

Degree of difficulty?