As a Timbers fan I always hated when we played SLC just because it seemed like nothing could get past that little gerbil.  So many games thinking “If we keep getting these looks, one has to go in”.

Shame his songs still suck.

Every person in America has a Tom Petty song they can and will sing along to, if not 10-20.

I laughed at 6'4" being #1 and 6'5" being #21

Being a man who is 5' 11" - 6' 0"

I mean, I think that’s what makes him a joke in 2020 though.

Well, she is a woman and isn’t Bernie, so I could understand how a fucking idiot couldn’t otherwise tell her apart from Hillary.

I’ve welcomed that back into my vocabulary in recent years.  I think I love “peckerwood” because it’s a really specific kind of stupid asshole and being from the South, it takes a lot to stand out as being an especially stupid asshole.

Someone please explain to me why brown eggs and white eggs are sold separately.

Jeff Fisher remains the most exciting coach in Titans history by virtue of not being named Mike.

After moving to the West Coast, whenever I mention the Nashville Predators I always get a “What’s that?” followed by a “Nashville has a hockey team?”. Then I explain that yeah, they were in the Stanley Cup last year and I’m kind of surprised you missed them when you were there for your 3 bachelorette parties last year.

Gimmick accounts suck.

A good Mai Tai kicks ass.

Are you....are you not aware of being able to watch movies outside of a theater?

I might be a bit biased but I like this guy.

I don’t know what I’m more scared of - the idea that making fun of OJ becomes having fun with OJ at some point, or the idea that some sort of information comes out that proves it actually was Jason Simpson rather than OJ and my entire life has been a lie.

Instead of trying to prove Trump obstructed justice or is guilty of financial crimes, Democrats should just be playing clips of this puddingbrain trying to form coherent sentences with various 2020 candidates cutting in occasionally with “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?”

Make it an endurance test. Just keep going through words without breaking. You can eat/drink/piss/whatever when you’re not spelling, but if you’re not there when it’s your turn then you’re out. It’s round #262 and the audience has left. You’re an 11-year-old and all you want is to never spell another word in your…

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