Wait, has there been a Neverending Story remake announced?

Todd Helton had a career batting average of .622 (look it up) and no one gives a shit.

Cool, so you side with Democrats that all claims should be independently investigated without restrictions and that delaying the confirmation was the right move.

The GOP Senators didn’t, because they don’t believe in “innocent until proven guilty”, they believe in “It doesn’t matter if a man commits sexual assault and…

The Blazers were actually teasing this yesterday too, claiming to have a “big secret” and doing a giveaway for tickets to the event.

The Blazers lost Ed Davis for next-to-nothing and their best off-season pick-up was fucking Seth Curry. The front court is still barren and the West has gotten even more brutal during…

I think Clay Travis might have more twitter-snitch bootlickers than Ben Shapiro.  

I'll also take "does not shower at the gym so he can walk around all day having just come from the gym."

Oh sure, this is fake but we’re supposed to believe that Stefan Heck is a real person’s name?

Also funny is that the Hillsboro Hops were so filthy that they were 1 of 2 teams with a winning record in an 8-team league.

Three Mikes in a row.  Even the coaches' names are predictable and boring as hell.

No Mitch McConnell?

Whoa whoa whoa - let's not start acting like anyone got shot here.

Light the little stuff like bottle rockets or smoke bombs during the day, who cares.

Billy Haisley burner spotted.

+1 trolling

That’s how I lit my Poli Sci degree.

Saw this guy the other day.

Like Evan Dent says below, it depends on traffic. Don’t be the dumbass that stops as soon as he gets on the highway, but also don’t be the asshole that uses a merge lane to pass.

I saw a dude with that tattooed on his calf a couple weeks ago and have never been more concerned for a person’s well-being.

“I have a Bachelor’s degree in journalism.”

Yes, it is surprising that people don’t know the difference between “cheerleader” and “escort”, and more surprising that those cheerleaders’ employers were among those people.

Also, it doesn’t matter if it’s “surprising” - it’s shitty and Britt McHenry is blaming the cheerleaders.