I just got back from Hawaii and that whole place smelled like cum, but after eating pineapple.

That’s a pretty solid list except no one has ordered in a gimlet in 50 years unless it was on the bar’s cocktail menu.

G&T is my go-to if I’m not getting something fancy or beer, especially in the summer.

Screwdrivers and Greyhounds are great when you’re watching sports at a bar before noon.

Kickers are cheating, but Gary Anderson completed the NFL’s first perfect regular season at the age of 39, and signed with the Titans at the ripe young age of 44, going 2 more seasons.

Worth noting that Lamarcus had a bad year last year and requested a trade. This might be Pop acknowledging that he gave Lamarcus a bigger role and Lamarcus has lived up to it, rather than throwing shade at Kawhi.

Bury me with this goal.

No, you don’t understand, I can openly hate black people now because the Southern Conservatives that hated black people back then were DEMOCRATS, so maybe you’re the real racist?

David remembers so many guys!

Can I get anyone a coffee?

This was the first wrestling event I’ve watched in about 2 decades and it was mostly enjoyable. Almost everyone left the party before the end, myself included.

Clay Travis is a hack troll that now caters to racist assholes who don’t want to admit they’re racist assholes, but he has half of a point.

I met Rupert Gee once and he was extraordinarily nice.

Republicans told Democrats “You can have CHIP or DACA but not both” and instead of saying “That’s fucking stupid, pass both.” Dems said “golly jeepers when you put it that way, fuck Dreamers!” They let Republicans use what should be an easy bipartisan policy as leverage against immigrants.

I think this is all demeaning to a man that clearly just shits his pants.

What would be the point of firing Mike Mularky? He was preceded by Mike Munchak, and the Fish before that. If Mularky did get fired, he’d replaced with himself.

Not his only crazy assist tonight, either.

Every pack of cards from 1988 to 1996 had Pete Incavagilia.

This isn’t about protecting Sarah Huckabee Sanders. It’s that ripping into her appearance isn’t exactly consistent with feminism. Even more-so when there is so, so much more to criticize her on.

Then shut the fuck up about elections you can’t vote in. Most of us are pissed.

Excuse me Nick, but a minor editorial correction. The Tennessee faceplant has been at least season-long and maybe decade-long.

No fan base deserves Brady Hoke.