Ahhhh hahaha fuck right off looney tune.

Morrisey’s over-the-top, but it’s not exactly insane to be skeptical of sports media for naming a woman athlete of the year and making the cover “you want to fuck her”. That’s lingerie. It’s somewhat conservative lingerie, but it’s definitely sexy bedroom wear.

Worth noting: Do not refer to someone’s patterned sweater as a “Cosby Sweater”. I had a Pendleton sweater and heard that at least four or five times last year. The man’s wardrobe is pretty low on the list of things people associate with Bill Cosby at this point.

This is a god damned penguin. White fucking stomach, no giant silver hump on its back. Fuck you Williams-Sonoma.

I hope you just mean armor, right?

I'm really tired of Billy always shitting on the MLS.

I live in Portland so I’m partial to the Timbers, but I’ll stand by them as being exactly what the MLS needs anyway. I was also a typical Southern football fan that hated soccer when I moved here. The 2010 World Cup piqued my interest and the crowd drew me in. The Timbers Army also does a lot of charity work, and does…

MLS isn’t nearly as good but you don’t have to travel 3000 miles to see it live or pretend that there are real things called “Dag&Red” or “Crawley Town”. Just that there’s a Spanish monarchy in Utah.

There is zero cohesion as far as fan support, and almost never for the two teams actually playing that day.

For be fair, Kaepernick wasn’t so much benched FOR Gabbert so much as Gabbert stood up so that Kaepernick would have somewhere to sit.

You’re clearly not his core demographic. His base will eat this up. He might even surge to 1.1% in the polls.

I love that fake Lorenzen’s gut is smaller than real Lorenzen’s.

Is it okay to go as blackface Stormtrooper in protest of the racist dorks mad about a black Stormtrooper?

The wannabe hooli shit is annoying, but it’s also few and far between. The soccer appropriation is a little weird because it’s so outside American sports culture, but then it IS in line with the rest of soccer culture. It’s not like every club outside the US writes up completely original tunes. Plus even in somewhere…

+1 bruised ego (mine)

Not agree to disagree. It is a fact they open the upper levels, not an opinion. You're wrong.

They started doing it in 2012, the year after the Timbers joined the MLS rather than the NASL.

Damn, the 66,000 that go to those games must get super cramped.

Timbers are everything the MLS needs. Except maybe names. But maybe even not names.

Welcome to the bandwagon, assholes!