Same. #OT18

Say the word “graphic” with a soft g and understand how fucking wrong that nerdlinger is.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s surprising he’s retiring. I do think the suddenness is a little odd. What I imagined was an “I am retiring at the end of the season”, rather than just “Peace I’m out!”

And also:

“Stuff Happens”

A shitty bar full of asshole fans? You don’t hate the Cubs, you hate sports.

Everyone else already pointed out the aesthetic aspect, but also remember that most people don’t have a damn clue about a “good” or “bad” refrigerator unless they happen to have had a bad experience with a particular brand, so coordinating is as good a reason as any.

No, what’s absurd is that it SHOULD be absurd but isn’t.

The VW fanaticism has been very helpful. Whenever my god damn Jetta has another god damn electrical problem, I know that there are like three different forums full of people who have experienced the same exact problem, troubleshot it to death, figured out the solution, and posted step-by-step guides and youtube videos…

The Tennessee loss to Florida last week (or last year) would have hurt if the 2003 Cubs had never happened.

The Pirates are a fun loser team to root for and all, but my father turns 62 soon - he has already had a stroke and heart attack and has never even seen the Cubs LOSE a World Series. Fuck the Pirates, Arrieta is a destroyer of worlds.

I never realized eating pussy was an Olympic sport.

The end zone doesn’t stop Fournette.

I’m fine with boycotting InBev, but BCBS is still definitely better than “slightly above average”.

Fuck almost anyone selling a $75 bottle of beer. On the one hand, I love beer because you can get a better variety and equally impressive flavors compared to wine for a fraction of the cost. On the other hand - that’s the metric.

I had multiple BCBS beers last year and I’ll defend the fuck out of them. Uppity anti-corporate beer nerds need to get their heads out of their asses because that is still an excellent line, especially the Coffee version. I found it to be much, much more enjoyable than Kentucky Breakfast Stout, which was still a great…

Yeah, while they’re all terrible I feel like I’ve at least found SOMETHING to appreciate from every other candidate, if only for a brief moment. Trump spoke against the flat tax, Carson spoke against the Iraq War, even Rick fucking Santorum said during the kiddie table debate that the GOP needs to shut the fuck up…

I’m in Portland damn Oregon and would still crack the fuck up for at LEAST 10 minutes if I heard that at a party.

I couldn’t make it through those chapters. They were barely intelligible.

It’s a lot harder to add material than take it away.